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It’s a Load of Crap, but Funny

pick-up-dogs-crapSo I was riding my bike around the neighborhood and saw a handmade sign in front of a house: PICK UP YOUR DOGS (sic) CRAP. Plus a reference to a legal statute. I get it – there’s some large plops that get left by dog owners. My dogs are small so I’m a flicker, I use a rock or stick and flick them into the bushes out of sight. It’s better than a plastic bag in the landfill I think. The next day I rode past the sign and a good-sized dog had done their business right in front of the sign. I can’t imagine the owner could/would get the dog to do it on command but it makes you wonder. The sign was gone soon after …

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