{"id":430,"date":"2015-11-07T16:17:17","date_gmt":"2015-11-07T16:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/?p=430"},"modified":"2015-12-27T17:21:51","modified_gmt":"2015-12-27T17:21:51","slug":"its-a-load-of-crap-but-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/2015\/11\/07\/its-a-load-of-crap-but-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s a Load of Crap, but Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pick-up-dogs-crap.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-431 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pick-up-dogs-crap-300x222.jpg\" alt=\"pick-up-dogs-crap\" width=\"300\" height=\"222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pick-up-dogs-crap-300x222.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pick-up-dogs-crap-650x481.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/pick-up-dogs-crap.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>So I was riding my bike around the neighborhood and saw a handmade sign in front of a house: PICK UP YOUR DOGS (sic) CRAP. Plus a reference to a legal statute. I get it &#8211; there&#8217;s some large plops that get left by dog owners. My dogs are small so I&#8217;m a flicker, I use a rock or stick and flick them into the bushes out of sight. It&#8217;s better than a plastic bag in the landfill I think. The next day I rode past the sign and a good-sized dog had done their business right in front of the sign. I can&#8217;t imagine the owner could\/would get the dog to do it on command but it makes you wonder. The sign was gone soon after &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was riding my bike around the neighborhood and saw a handmade sign in front of a house: PICK UP YOUR DOGS (sic) CRAP. Plus a reference to a legal statute. I get it &#8211; there&#8217;s some large plops that get left by dog owners. My dogs are small so I&#8217;m a flicker, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=430"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":439,"href":"https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions\/439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miltonperrin.com\/mpwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}